overheard at the mall

girl holding her celfone, to one of her girl companions, in that whiney kris aquino tone:

"jen, do you know how to pangita the signal?"

HOOOLY CRAP. what is happening to the world? and what kind of mutant language was THAT? how should we call it? bislish? or engsaya? call me whatever it is you want to call me, but the day everybody in cebu speaks like kris aquino is the day i pack my bags and leave for the mountains.

madness, i tell you...