now why didn't my mom teach ME that?

overheard while strolling at the mall:

father, to his two little sons: "dali palitan ta mo ug donut. pila kabuok inyo gusto?" (hey, i'll buy you guys some donuts. how many do you want?)

older boy: "ay, isa lang... para di modako ako tiyan..." (just one, so my tummy won't grow large...)

smaller boy, nodding while jumping up and down: "bitaw... bitaw... bitaw..." (yup... yup... yup...)

hmmm... health conscious kids... THAT'S something new... now why didn't my mom teach ME that?