overheard recently

one dude to his ofcmate: "bai... mura ikaw ra gyud karong lunes. mo sick leave gyud ko. di man unta ko paalsahon ug bug-at sa ako doctor, nya naka-alsa man nuon ko'g bug-at ganina... pagpangihi nako..."

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an old man to another old man: "mayra gyud pinoy ang napakaslan sa ako anak. unsaon na lang inig-gakos nako sa akong apo nga anak ug amerkano, mosamot ug kabati ako nawng!"

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kid 1: "1 million + 1 million, kahibaw ka pila? ha?! ha?!"
kid 2: "kahibaw kuno ka? di man gani ka kahibaw moihap kutob 100"

mga karaang piktyur: si freedom ug ang iyang tsinelas

starring freedom, after nadala sa bawod ang iyang tsinelas :)

photos taken at portofino, may 2009

after basho: a frog haiku

in homage/parody of basho's frog haiku :)

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a shivering frog
jumps out of the ancient pond:
brrrr...

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i know, i know... frogs are cold blooded, but... ahh f*ck that... hehehe

a limerick

dedicated to clyde & chick :)

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There was a boy named Albert
Who had a friend named Robert
They hired some whores
To do their chores
And now we think they're perverts

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joke joke joke!!! hehehe :)

again, about names

read this one from istorya.net... you can consider this as a continuation to my previous post:

One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing above him.

"Mr. Phillard," the doctor said, "you are in the recovery room. Don't worry, your wife is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested that your brother Bill name the kids."

"What! My brother, the idiot! I can't believe you let him! What did he name them?"

"He named your daughter Denise."

"Hey, not bad! I underestimated my brother. What did he name my son?"

"He named your son Denephew."